Glass Candy
Skweaqy Clean
Lyrics by Brian David Bell, Music by Bob Maltby
They call me the underachiever, undisputed mass producer
Of hydroponic maniac illest rhymin’ drug inducer
They give me the sutures to close your lady’s G-spot down,
Cause once she hears the rough, silky Mainstream she is tainted by the sound
They don’t fuck around, the man whose always bound to entertain
They never sound lame whose voice has been strained from kickin’ the total insane
The one they call vain but misunderstood
I’m good to be bad and bad to be good
I’d help if I could and can’t when I won’t,
But I reach in my pocket and pull out some dope
And I’ll pull out a quote from somethin’ I wrote
And y’all say its dirty but I say hell no!
Hell no, that ain’t dirty let me show you what dirty is
Hell no, that ain’t dirty let me show you what dirty is
Hell no, that ain’t dirty let me show you what dirty is
Hell no, that ain’t dirty let me oh oh yeah!
They call us the bums of Bowling Green, B.O.B and me
We don’t take it to heart got an extra lung where that should be
The other two are polluted to every degree by that bastard nicotine,
And his twisted sister THC but I don’t even smoke weed
Just ask the man who watches over me, law calls me Parolee
They say that I must change my ways, picture me walking nice and straight
Like the jackets they make, I pray hard that mine fits,
Cause I don’t want no droopy draws when I take my big shits
And you may that’s sick but it’s just a tad bit turdy
And you may say that’s really filthy but hell no! That ain’t even dirty
Hell no, that ain’t dirty let me show you what dirty is
Hell no, that ain’t dirty let me show you what dirty is
Hell no, that ain’t dirty let me show you what dirty is
Hell no, that ain’t dirty let me oh oh yeah!
Let me oh oh yeah, let me let me oh oh yeah!
That ain’t dirty, that’s just the norm,
And where i’m from, it’s the eye of the storm
Funked out grimy like my old gym shorts,
Like a fat girls coochie after contact sports
Like the crack a fiend smokes from under the cushions of his couch
Like the love child between Old Dirty Bastard and Oscar the Grouch
Like your mama’s breath after that ass she ate out
Like the gas you passed after that cigarette you just put out
Now I didn’t want to shout but I’m so glad that I did,
Cuz bitch that ain’t dirty, let me show you what dirty is
Hell no, that ain’t dirty let me show you what dirty is
Hell no, that ain’t dirty let me show you what dirty is
Hell no, that ain’t dirty let me show you what dirty is
Hell no, that ain’t dirty let me oh oh yeah!
Let me oh oh yeah, let me let me oh oh yeah!
Stop Demanding
Lyrics by Brian David Bell, Music by Bob Maltby
I don’t want to be here when the prophecies unfold,
Too many signs came true already, worlds a sinful overload
Got all the nations arguing just when were gonna explode
The way you live is deciding which direction you’ll go
I don’t wanna see the plagues devour our youth
Got famine going global, can’t spare the change for some soup
You best give all you can its your last chance to regroup
You better understand and stop demanding some proof
Stop demanding, have some patience
Good things are unfolded to individuals who wait
Stop demanding, my evaluation is…
The gift of salvation only comes to those with faith
Money equals power is what they force-feed in school
Holy men molesting babies give the devil his due
We’ve had our eyelids closed but now the lights shinin’ through
So quickly it will blind us then the end will be soon
World leader jump the guns beggin’ for chance to go to war
If you ask me I think we Knock, Knock, Knockin on Heaven’s door
And all I pray is God give me the wisdom I search for
While Babylon’s a vampire diggin’ its fangs in for more
Stop demanding, have some patience
Good things are unfolded to individuals who wait
Stop demanding, my evaluation is…
The gift of salvation only comes to those with faith
Unbelievable change, country rearranged by fear, same thing
As Hitler’s kill machine, Uncle Sam got shit for brains
Call me potty mouth, I’m just rowdy ’bout particular issues
Especially when the panoramic view is crystal-clear
Like if I hadn’t smoked a joint in years,
Or wasted bank accounts on beers
But I have and so have they
Reached a point we just can’t take, CIA will monitor your bank
Your internet isn’t safe, believe your library habits are getting staked
There’s just no shakin’ Big Brother my friend
Once his teeth dug in, a lose lose, no win win
In their straight arrow there’s no bends
Extra straight, extra fake
Political pretend your shit don’t stink
Believe I’d wash my balls off in Bush’s kitchen sink,
With his Brita filtered water
Everyday more troops being sent off to slaughter
Bet he wouldn’t send his daughters, they way too pretty
While U.S. economic policies get way too shitty
We strong-arm Middle Eastern oil reserves, such a pity, such a pity
Stop demanding, have some patience
Good things are unfolded to individuals who wait
Stop demanding, my evaluation is…
The gift of salvation only comes to those with faith
Dose Of My Day
Lyrics by Brian David Bell, Music by Bob Maltby
Feelin’ pressures and stresses from uncommon sources,
At the same time produce lines and verse put into chorus
See most lifestyles they bore us I’m yawnin’ in my bed,
Wack thoughts and ideals they live indeed they breed repetitive
A sedative for the mind no nurturing,
But Mainstream cross pollinate with sativa makes the neurons sing
Emanate the brotherhood that serves as our light
To start another day in life sprinkled with a dose of insight
Listen, if for a second you could just listen
I could yap for eons explanations of my visions,
Maybe I’d provide you with a bit of what you’re missin’
A dose of insight sprinkled life if you would just listen
Deflower the cowards and the frauds with my remarks,
Even from abroad I spark insight from the jaw
Discussions of spoken word of law from Heaven and earth,
And I search the cavities expression gave me from birth
To perform the common quirk bestowed on poets like me,
Given the gracious gift of speech and still I grow gradually
To a mountainous epitome created despite
Mistakes I made in my life, sprinkled with a dose of insight
Listen, if for a second you could just listen
I could yap for eons explanations of my visions,
Maybe I’d provide you with a bit of what you’re missin’
A dose of insight sprinkled life if you would just listen
How can I keep away from disintegration before,
My hourglass is cashed and yet still ink flows
Mainstream will think fast and vast, Glass Candy very tributary
Headed non-stop toward the demon drop, you best be weary,
Of your next move new attitude all day and day and month,
Yo slang is brittle, Bell’s is pit jaws you squeal and feel the crunch
Opinions they come in bunches like Brady family meetings,
I wish a hug and firm talk would give my life some meaning
And I’m meaning that we’re always needing a guiding light,
I pray that every night were sprinkled with a dose of insight
Listen, if for a second you could just listen
I could yap for eons explanations of my visions,
Maybe I’d provide you with a bit of what you’re missin’
A dose of insight sprinkled life if you would just listen
Dumpin’ Waste
Lyrics by Brian David Bell, Music by Bob Maltby
The way I flip my words my gymnastics deserve,
To make the cover of a magazine that no man will burn
But until that days upon us there’ll be monkeys who learn,
How to talk and run the country now that we’ve had our turn
Whether or not you choose evolution is right in your face,
So face the facts the fittest rat is winnin’ the race
We sinnin’ to taste the pot of gold that’s been outta place
See the rainbows ending headin’ toward a fiery lake,
And we dying to make even just the slightest mistake
No hesitation or repentance everything is a debate
Just give me a plate of everything there is no time to wait,
But it seems to me the truth is that we’re temptin’ fate
Its time for us to do something but dump out our waste,
And suck up all the oxygen, you see we taking up space
I don’t mean to be negative but let me explain,
See I’m not perfect but I try hard to be kind everyday
But so many people out there won’t even give you the time,
They wake up, they eat, they shit, it’s just the same daily grind
Won’t lend you a smile or hand unless you give them a dime,
So give more of yourself and keep my messages in your mind
Tangy taste buds taste the flavor, how chase suds will amaze you
With another glass, we ever last the common floating hovercraft
And all that poison gas they squeeze out we just pass on by the toxic cloud,
While standing strong and proud together we will shout,
Out cries of freedom, how they cheat on us don’t work cause we don’t need ‘em
What’s my goal, live to defeat em’ and I live to save my culture in the process torture vultures
It is God’s best put through me, please devour the assaulters MDMA shower me
In advance it’s the chance that’s taken so what choices are you makin’
Change the present travesty so it is not a tragedy
And how can we create then elevate to lace the majesty?
That’s the question and the lesson here so listen close to me
Its time for us to do something but dump out our waste,
And suck up all the oxygen, you see we taking up space
I don’t mean to be negative but let me explain,
See I’m not perfect but I try hard to be kind everyday
But so many people out there won’t even give you the time,
They wake up, they eat, they shit, it’s just the same daily grind
Won’t lend you a smile or hand unless you give them a dime,
So give more of yourself and keep my messages in your mind
Its so great to see my family here, we’re all kin you know,
Everyone you work and drink with is your sista and bro
I don’t know much but I know exactly what I’m here for,
To do my best to create happiness and laughter fo sho
It’s so easy in the world we live to cop an attitude,
So many people act like they’ve been spit on and chewed
And you must have done it, why would they be pickin’ on you
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you
I know you’ve heard it said before in many different ways,
But if just half of us would practice it we’d all have better days
And if another quarter heard it said that hadn’t had a taste,
Soon we all would be infected with the consciousness of grace
So if you all could pay attention, I have something to ask
If there is a drink in front of you please raise up your glass
By doing this you pledge you’ll do your damndest to pass,
Out a vibe of positivity, cuz we all need it bad
Its time for us to do something but dump out our waste,
And suck up all the oxygen, you see we taking up space
I don’t mean to be negative but let me explain,
See I’m not perfect but I try hard to be kind everyday
But so many people out there won’t even give you the time,
They wake up, they eat, they shit, it’s just the same daily grind
Won’t lend you a smile or hand unless you give them a dime,
So give more of yourself and keep my messages in your mind